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Overview
The DXZeff Model 1 in power saving mode Somewhere around the transition from the X generation to the Y generation, somebody decided to build this thing for reasons unknown. The DXZeff Mk.1's design is rather strange, in that nobody really seems quite clear about what it was designed to do and most users report that the interface can be very annoying, as well as the system sounds making them feel depressed or inexplicably scared. This system does not appear to require external power, lacks a display unit and regularly crashes for reasons unknown. It has also proven to have sub-par floating point performance and will rapidly slow down when subjected to multi-tasking environments. Strangely, this machine also identifies as a 'High Treason' unit at times, then emits noises that sound like someone complaining about college. The system is generally noisy when operating and will occasionally produce unusual smells, along with smoke.
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Benchmarks |
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System Performance This system failed to complete any benchmarks in a reasonable time frame and complained that it wasn't compatible with any instruction set we attempted to compile them for. The estimated score is low. |
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MSCDEX not loaded |
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Gallery |
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Pictures |
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The system attempts to run a musical program to control another system. |
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Attempts to produce graphics with the DXZeff Model 1 gained rather poor results. It appears to only be capable of monochrome graphics modes through an external frame buffer. |
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You can click the above pictures to see full size versions in a new window
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Records |
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System Achievements DXZeff holds a few records:
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Ooh-laa!!! |
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Videos Available We wanted to list all of them, but rapidly developed a rather nasty headache. If you want to torture yourself, go ahead: http://youtube.com/user/hightreason610
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